SF's "Dry January" Free Comedy Festival (2026)

Zero proof, 100% funny. Laugh without the hangover all January at The Function with delicious mocktails and n/a beers and wine. Let's keep a good thing going! It's Dry January Comedy Festival 2026 at The Function Laugh your way through Dry January at The Function, San Francisco’s only Black-owned comedy club, located at 1414 Market Street. This month-long nightly comedy showcase features a stellar lineup of SF and Bay Area comics with credits from Cobb's, Punch Line, SF Sketchfest, and more! Sip on our delicious mocktails and non-alcoholic beverages: 🍓 Strawberry Twist: Strawberry shrub, cherry bitters, soda water 🌶️ Passion On Market: Passionfruit, lime, jalapeño, soda water, chili salt rim 🌿 Basil Bliss: Ritual N/A Gin, lemon, basil, simple syrup, tonic 🍍 Ginger Spritz: Pineapple-lime juice, ginger beer Plus, we’re serving: 🍺 Best Day Kolsch (N/A Beer) 🍾 Muscat d'Alsace N/A Sparkling Wine (France) 🫚 Brew Dr. Organic Ginger Turmeric Along with sodas, ginger beer, Mexican Coke, and juices And for those who prefer to imbibe, we also have a full bar with cocktails, wine, and beer! Comedy Show Details Enjoy a 70+ minute stand-up comedy show! - Sunday through Thursday - 7p + 8:30p - Friday & Saturday - 7p + 9p Whether you're skipping the booze or just looking for a night of top-tier comedy, join us every night this January at The Function! Doors open at 5:00pm Monday through Friday (6:00pm on Saturdays & Sundays). Don't miss the laughs, libations, and good vibes.