Shopping, attractions, food, and Pisces being left. An Autumn Jersey night you can't miss! Read on for all the details! It's a sign! Your sign! We're back with another killer theme. The signs of the zodiac! (No, it's not about the serial killer. Or is it?) Did I want to place a cryptic and undecipherable ad in the New York Times about this next faire just like the zodiac killer did with the San Francisco Chronicle? Yes of course! Do you (and, more importantly, did Kelly) think that might be well outside our marketing budget for our little old faire? Yes of course! We will have to stick to silly social ads and your good-natured word of mouth to let everyone know the next event will be absolutely zodiacal! This faire's highlights: Zodiac theme! Meet others with your sign! Astrology dating show Zodiacal match making Full moon star-uncrossing spell on the beach! Find out your sister sign, your enemies, your lovers, your besties Meadow Perry and her new Bubble Show! Vibe cleansing harpist Isabel Pluchino Sign compatibility tier list New live mural painting by Ziren Faireoke - you'll get your own tiny stage at this one! the stars Fit inspiration: A dress that is somehow a gulf oil spill that caught fire (Scorpio, the inexplicable water sign) Twins in one giant conjoined overall (Gemini, you silly little siblings) A tailored suit fit for a tax attorney (Capricorn, nothing slips by you) A wrathful firestorm forcefield (Aries, please see us for your temp. fire permit) A papier mache dress of your sad journal pages (Cancer, the drama you bring is unmatched) A full circus ringmonster suit with astral menagerie accessories (Nvm Cancer, Leo just entered the chat) Hand-woven couture dress made of palm fronds and a custom cornucopia hat (Taurus has a way of marrying nature and opulence we could never dissect) A portal through time, space, and emotion that brings us to either true enlightenment or the side of the NJ Turnpike (Pisces your powers will keep everyone, including you, guessing for eternity) A bra made of boarding pass stubs and a skirt made of passport pages (Sagittarius, you worldly wonder) Sequin jumper thrifted from a Rent the Runway sample sale (Virgo, you will find every loophole down to outerwear) Air that everyone thinks is water so like, a robe of fog (Aquarius, I promise you're an air sign no matter what you stubbornly believe) 15 outfit changes in a TikTok montage that ends with pajama pants and a tank top (Libra, you never have to commit to anything for us) Whatever you want regardless of zodiological reference